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Jul 14

All my life all I wanted was to eat something like this… 

Jul 05
cersmessenger:

protosaber363:

sosungalittleclodofclay:

iguessilltryitout:

the-bagel-king:

iguessilltryitout:

why would you even get this it doesnt have the cats name on it
who the fuck is gonna see this and be like “well now I know whose cat it is”

I don’t want to alarm you but…
-cough- It’s not meant for cats -cough-

Better change it to Puppy then because that’s stupid

uh

cersmessenger:

protosaber363:

sosungalittleclodofclay:

iguessilltryitout:

the-bagel-king:

iguessilltryitout:

why would you even get this it doesnt have the cats name on it

who the fuck is gonna see this and be like “well now I know whose cat it is”

I don’t want to alarm you but…

-cough- It’s not meant for cats -cough-

Better change it to Puppy then because that’s stupid

uh

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Jul 05

whiteboyfriend:

mostly im glad america got its independence because the british call a grilled cheese a cheese toasty and im not about that

Jul 05

queensamwise:

haters can say what they want about the 4th of july but i just witnessed two dudes- one dressed as abe lincoln and the other as benjamin franklin- passionately making out on the balcony while fireworks went off behind them and half of the party, for some reason, gathered around them and chanted “USA! USA!” for like five solid minutes

god bless america

Jul 05
resident-cat-expert:

I must have reblogged this like ten times by now

resident-cat-expert:

I must have reblogged this like ten times by now

Jul 05
yohoyohoadisneylifeforme:

queenassassin:

THE CAST MEMBER IN THE BACK

best photobomb ever

yohoyohoadisneylifeforme:

queenassassin:

THE CAST MEMBER IN THE BACK

best photobomb ever

Jul 05

quote I cannot say that I think you very generous to the Ladies, for while you are proclaiming peace and good will to Men, Emancipating all Nations, you insist upon retaining an absolute power over Wives. But you must remember that Arbitrary power is like most other things which are very hard, very liable to be broken — and notwithstanding all your wise Laws and Maxims we have it in our power not only to free ourselves but to subdue our Masters, and without violence throw both your natural and legal authority at our feet….

— Abigail Adams to John Adams, May 7, 1776, from The Wisdom of John and Abigail Adams (via cinaed)
Jul 05

magnoliapearl:

almanac-of-misc:

what should have happened

THIS GIFSET IS EVERYTHING

Laugh rule 2014

Jul 05
theargylegargoyle:

poodlepants:

I was all set to be snarky about this, but I think Neil did well enough on his own.

Neil deGrasse Tyson’s smash album, "Smooth Cosmos"
Track 1- Your Heavenly Body (My Telescope)

theargylegargoyle:

poodlepants:

I was all set to be snarky about this, but I think Neil did well enough on his own.

Neil deGrasse Tyson’s smash album, "Smooth Cosmos"

Track 1- Your Heavenly Body (My Telescope)

Jul 05

usapotterfan:

norhuu:

duckypooop:

novur:

image

always reblog because best crossover in history 

This. Always.

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